Do You Want to Go to Heaven?
If you answered yes, then you MUST ACCEPT OBAMA into your heart. Do not be fooled by the media or or non-believing Republicans. They will try lie and deceive you. The trickery of Satan and his Republican army knows no bounds. You need the support of Obama Christ in these difficult times. . .
How Do I Join the Church of Obama Christ?
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Joining the Church is simple. We only ask for a nominal monthly donation of 10% of your gross monthly income, pre-tax. So if you earn $5,000 per month (before taxes), your donation to the Church of Obama Christ would be $500.00.
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We require you set up direct deposit, making your donation a monthly, no-hassle task.
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Don't worry, you can trust the Church of Obama Christ with your donation. Your contribution will go towards great things and stuff. It is important not to question where your donation goes. The lord and savior will ensure it is used appropriately.
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Remember, only souls who donate will be granted access into heaven.
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